I’m going to write my bio in the third person now

Everyone should probably have one. A third-person bio that’s comprehensive, concise, and up-to-date. And because it’s in the third person you can really lay it on thick. You are this, you have done this, you are doing this, boom badda bing, yadda yadda zing. It really sings praises. Nothing too short, nothing that doesn’t lay it on thick, and nothing that doesn’t wow some folks. I’m pleased to report that I do, in fact, have a third-person bio now. It’s pretty great. But I’m curious how it stacks up. Let’s compare. Send me yours, I’ll send you mine, and we’ll go from there. It’ll be good times, all around.