A short list of things I’ll never be or do in this life:
Be President
Sky Dive
Smoke Cigarettes
Enjoy a Good Steak
Enjoy Listening to Wilco
Enjoy Blockbuster Superhero Movies
Go to Confession Again
Own a Pair of Jeans Again
Have a Chiseled Body
Sneak into North Korea
Write a Novel
Get into Gaming
Vote Republican
